Thursday, January 9, 2014

A Public Spanking......Almost?

Today I had to go to my least favorite shopping venue in the whole world: Walmart.  Ash (my husband) had to come with me so he could pick up some manly stuff I wouldn't have found even though he hates shopping.  I really cannot tell you how much I hate this place.  People are rude and it smells like old fried food in there, plus I don't like crowds to begin with.  So Ash was pushing the cart as I walked slightly behind him (he's fast!) and texting someone so he kept stopping and I thought it was obnoxious. Of course I'm such an angel that I didn't tell him that, I just offered to to push the cart in, um, maybe not my sweetest tone.  He declined and we continued.  I continued to gripe throughout our trip and apparently he had had enough by the time we were done checking out because he asked me quite loudly as we were walking away from the checkstand "Do you need a spanking right now? Should I turn you over my knee right here? We could get them to do the announcement, you know: Ding ding, beat your wife!" Of course I insisted that I did not need any such intervention, trying my hardest not to blush to my roots and failing.  I was too embarrassed to look around to see if people were staring, so I just ducked my head and kept walking with him.  I didn't think he would truly do such a thing, as we have discussed it before and he said he wouldn't out in the open.  But sometimes he throws me for a loop.  He says he likes to keep me on my toes.  I didn't get spanked when we got home either as I was exhausted from throwing mini tantrums shopping and our children were due to arrive shortly.  Not that I am complaining! My booty hasn't had a very good "workout" in almost a month due to kids on vacation, and I am apprehensive about the first real spanking I will get since they're back at school. I have been given shorter ones or a quick hard paddling with the big scary paddle, but not much else.  Personally I don't think I should be blamed for my behavior today.  I did try some of the time to be good :)  I guess we'll see what Ash has to say when he comes home tonight.  Wish me luck!

8 comments:

  1. ACK! I give you credit....I think I would have LOST it if Barney said that loudly out in public! My hat's off to you.

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    1. Hi Wilma! I probably would have lost it if I wasn't just a tiny bit unsure of what would happen :) I am easily embarrassed and Ash knows this. I'm pretty sure his comments alone had the intended effect. Just out of curiosity, what would you have done?

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    2. Not entirely sure. I generally need RAGE to get me into the super creative mindset! LOL

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    3. :) Let's hope you never have to find out!

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  2. Lots of luck, River! This sounds just like something *my* hubs would do.

    Ruby

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    1. Hi Ruby! Would your husband have actually spanked you in public or just threatened?

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  3. Hi River,

    If you were in Walmart and he spanked you, nobody would have batted an eye :)

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. Hi Hermione,
      It's true, Walmart is prime real estate for tacky public behavior! But.... I live in a fairly small town and even though I doubt anyone would have cared much, they sure would have talked :)

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