Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The Vagina Post

I had a conversation with a friend recently about vaginas. There may or may not have been alcohol involved. Here is a recap, to distract you from a million other things you could be doing!  :)

Who knew people were so creative with names for our girly parts?



Eeeeew! Do chickens even have vaginas?



Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?


Grooming 101?



Take it from Betty, she's one smart cookie


Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? 
A: He could read lips!


 
 Isn't that how everyone deals with a bad day?!?



Not the color I would choose either......


Happy Tuesday!


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  1. stay at home momJune 10, 2014 at 10:31 AM

    River, these are awesome. From the list of vaginal euphemisms I like ‘Mother of all souls’ best, that sounds great. Thank you for the distraction :-) and Happy Tuesday!

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. River WildJune 10, 2014 at 7:58 PM

      Hi Nina,
      I like that one too, but some of them were just yucky!

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  2. subkittyJune 10, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    Thanks to the giggles Rever :-)

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  3. PK CoreyJune 10, 2014 at 1:13 PM

    These are great! Betty has to be my favorite and it's so true.

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    1. River WildJune 10, 2014 at 7:59 PM

      Hi PK,
      I'm glad you liked them :) She really is a funny woman!

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  4. CatJune 10, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    ROFLMBO! Thanks for the great giggles River! ;)

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. River WildJune 10, 2014 at 8:00 PM

      You're welcome Cat, hope you were able to re-attach your butt after reading ;-)

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  5. DelFonteJune 11, 2014 at 12:12 AM

    Lol. Betty is the best :-)

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  6. willieJune 11, 2014 at 4:10 AM

    Velvet Glove....well now! The rest...*shiver*

    My girlfriend calls her's a Petunia ( I guess she's missing a few petals). I'll just still to Whoo Whoo.

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    1. River WildJune 11, 2014 at 6:35 PM

      Hi Willie,
      Yeah, some of those are totally out there! I grew up thinking it was called a hoo-ha, but I'm now more comfortable with grown up words, thanks to my husband
      :-) Once, my grandma referred to it as my "girlhood"! Eek.

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    2. willieJune 11, 2014 at 7:17 PM

      I can SAY Vagina...I have no issue with it...I just think it is more fun to say whoo whoo with the girls. And talking with your grandma about your vagina no matter WHAT she calls it....ACK!

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    3. River WildJune 12, 2014 at 7:50 PM

      Oh Willie,
      I wasn't meaning to make fun, and I actually meant x-rated when I said "grown up", lol! And, um.....yes, ACK! perfectly describes that moment :-)

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    4. willieJune 12, 2014 at 7:53 PM

      Oh pfft. I didn't think you were making fun. And THAT word...oh man I've been around too many male friends for THAT word to bother me either! LOL...um assuming it starts with the third letter of the alphabet. The p word. Not a fan! LOL

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  7. TiffanyJune 14, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    Too cute

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